Oh, my poor neglected blog. I am so sorry I haven't paid attention to you these last few weeks. I do still love you, really. You are the companion that I choose for my long term commitment. Sadly, I must admit that I've been spending time with a sexier more shallow attraction (FB). He isn't as engaging as you. However, he is a bit younger. And, he can do things that you just can't do. I hope you will hang in there with me while I live out this mid-life crisis. I'm sure all his bells and whistles will eventually bore me and I'll yearn for a deeper and more meaningful relationship, like the one I've shared with you.
Please reserve a place for me in your heart, and your bookmarks. :D
oh my gosh, we are seeing the same FB. i have been cheating on my blog with FB too!
ReplyDeleteMe too, FB is clearly a player!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG, me too! FB is a player
ReplyDeleteWe need to fb each other :)
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