Geek haiku

I've seen a fair number of amusing haikus over the years, but this one had me ROTFLing:

Sleep is for the weak
Caffene is my sacrament
Are those spiders real?

Picked that up at this year's World Science Fiction Convention in Boston, which, BTW, totally ROCKED!

Feel free to add your own favorite amusing haiku here. Spamku highly welcome:

Canned in mystery
Eaten in desperation
Third world currency

100 Things About Me

Sorry folks. This one had to go. There was way too much personally identifying information. I'm in the process of hiding my identity, somewhat, to thwart identity thieves, and the like. :)

Let the adventure begin!

Several years ago I was in one of those dreaded corporate meetings. One of the managers running the meeting compared the problem we were discussing to "herding kittens". I just LOVED that image.

I have been owned by cats since I was five years old. You do not control them. They control you. I know that it is impossible to "herd kittens". However, I like to be in control of things. (Why on earth would you live with cats? You may ask). So, perhaps if we spell it a bit differently, it will have a different meaning and effect. Besides, I have never been the best speller. So, "hearding kittens" is kind of a metaphor for a lot of things. Mostly its about the chaos of life.