Total irreverence

OK. I know that terrorist bombings are serious, and I am TRULY sadden by the loss of life that they cause. However, my brain is in a very demented place these days. I took the followng headline:

Shoe bomber kills 10 inside Iraq mosque

and transmuted it into:

Shoe bomber kills 10 soles in mall rack

I know. Don't quit may day job. Also, very tasteless. But, come on! "Shoe bomber?" How could I help be momentarily think of poor defenseless shoes being blown up?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.


I feel like such a heel.